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The Golden Era of Retail

The 2024 Clerkies: Unsung Heroes of the Counter

From masters of the moody stare to wizards of the lottery machine - honoring the true royalty of the register.

Clerk holding Golden Clerkie Award

Excellence in

"Have a nice day"
Live Ticker:
Breaking: 7-Eleven clerk explains slushie machine mechanics for 10,000th time... Bodega cat promoted to Shift Lead... "Cash Only" sign ignored for 500th time today... Gas station attendant wins staring contest with difficult customer...
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And the categories are...

Honoring excellence in every specific, oddly relatable niche of frontline service.

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Category 01

The 'Cash Only' King

For the clerk who has never accepted a card in their life. ATM is in the back ($5 fee).

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Category 02

Best Bluetooth Chat

Awarded to the multitasker who handles a full transaction while arguing on the phone.

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Category 03

Late Night Guardian

Protecting the gas station snacks from 2 AM chaos with nothing but a moody stare.

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Category 04

Sandwich Telepathy

For the deli legend who knows your order before you open your mouth.

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Category 05

Lottery Machine Whisperer

The hero who fixes the machine with a single well-placed tap when IT says it's impossible.

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Category 06

Bathroom Code Denial

For creative enforcement of "restrooms for paying customers only." Code is 1234.

📷 The Official Gallery

Selfie Station:
The Winners' Circle

The elite. The exhausted. The legends. Real clerks, real awards. Upload your victory moment with the prestigious "Clerkie" in hand.

📤 Upload Your Selfie
🏆 2024 Winner

Sarah M.

"The Customer Whisperer"
The Deli - NYC
🏆 2024 Winner

Mike T.

"Scanner Speedster"
G-Station - TX
🏆 2024 Winner

Jenny L.

"Saint of Patience"
The Market - CA
🏆 2024 Winner

Dave R.

"The Night Owl"
24/7 Mart - FL

Live feed: New winners uploaded every 5 minutes

Hall of Fame Spotlight

2023 Grand Winner

Gary from Downtown

Known for knowing exactly what sandwich you want before you even ask. He has memorized the regular orders of over 400 local residents and once fixed the lottery machine with a single well-placed tap.

📍 Downtown Bodega, NYC
Scanning Spd 99/100
Patience 110/100
Sandwich IQ Genius

14k

Total Nominations

1.2M

Votes Cast

850k

Slushies Consumed